by D.C. Dulik
I regret, and know I will pay,
when I ask, how are you today?
I‘m doing great, let me fill you in.
Don‘t you think that I look really thin?
I‘m going to a luncheon date,
I‘m already a half hour late.
I‘m going on vacation to Napa Valley.
Jim is building me a pergola in the alley.
I do wish he and the kids could go,
but it‘s so expensive you know.
After lunch it‘s a bikini wax